Now as everyone knows I have a distinct taste for Merchandise
I LOVE TO SHOP!
But what girl doesnt?
perusing through the malls, and later ending the day at Houstons
Discussing relationships I cant keep together
over Spinach Dip
(Which is a story of it's own)
Is just something I like to do.
But when im out purchasing all this Merchandise and draining my accounts.
Not once have I ever looked at the cars in the mall and considered them an item that should gawk at
I MEAN REALLY IT'S JUST A CAR, RIGHT?
Well I was definitely proved Wrong last night when my CAR
SHUT OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AT 2AM
ABSOLUTELY DREADFUL!
So there I was in the middle of the road
with all my merchandise adorned
but it didn't change anything becuase my car was shot.
I look to a home girl and as we do she said
"ooh uh uh"
That's when the fantasy began I DREAMT OF:
A Bathing Ape Pink Bugatti
A Swarovski Crystal Mercedes Benz SL600
Hot Pink Ferrari Enzo
Soon after I came too , so now im here in need of a transplant
Some thing those mechanics call
An Alternater
-Taylor
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